Lost and Found

Day 19 – National Poetry Month

I’m doing a little catch-up here! The challenge for April 19th is to write a personal ad or other type of ad that might appear in a newspaper or other media. 

By the way, if you find this item, please let me know 🙂

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Lost/Stolen

Heart, size XL.  May seem confused. If found, please handle gently.  May turn into mush at first touch. Whispered promises of love may cause cloying neediness. Big fat lies likely to cause breakage, bleeding and public retaliation. Return to owner as soon as possible to avoid unwanted bonding or attachment.

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